This thread is way too long for me to read atm...

my personal resources that I can contribute.

time @12-20 hrs/week
3D skills Model/Texture/animate(primarily blender use, but not limited to)
hard edge and Organics/character work
2D texture painting/seamless texture painting
Programming...not so much I am competent, but I see there are many more competent personnel here than myself.
and lastly break-dancing/Pizza guy.

you have forgotten one of my all time favorites..
"Joust"