Nope.
If you´ll keep an empty mind in that regard you won´t get any progress.
I know perfectly what you mean, as I´ve done a lot of things in my life with the help of Mr. Lama.

But I´ve also learned that it´s not good to spread nonsense.

So don´t try to drag this discussion into personal details.
You´ve just talked bullshit, of course you want to defend your imagination, but that makes it even more awkward.