Read a story about an ex-marine who was sawing down trees with a chainsaw when he was attacked by a mountain lion.

He was able to fend it off Doom style with the chainsaw, but in doing so a scientific discovery was made: chainsaws are not effective against moving organisms.

Source:
http://idle.slashdot.org/story/09/07/17/1745237/Man-Fights-Mountain-Lion-With-a-Chainsaw


Eats commas for breakfast.

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