Originally Posted By: Redeemer
Read a story about an ex-marine who was sawing down trees with a chainsaw when he was attacked by a mountain lion.

He was able to fend it off Doom style with the chainsaw, but in doing so a scientific discovery was made: chainsaws are not effective against moving organisms.

Source:
http://idle.slashdot.org/story/09/07/17/1745237/Man-Fights-Mountain-Lion-With-a-Chainsaw


lol about 50% more testicles.... so the guy not only has to fend of a mountain lion with a heavy chainsaw, but he also gets to be genitally deformed? BAD DAY