Why would you set your sword on fire. That sounds like a really dumb idea to me.



Seriously. You're probably only going to destroy your sword with that. Gosh.
Imagine Harry Potter sees that. He would just scream at you. Stop it.



I'm pretty sure the handle's gonna get really hot, too. God. You're the worst dungeon explorer ever.


Perhaps this post will get me points for originality at least.

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