We both have a major degree in classical music and we know what we do! What are your references?
We are the target audience you mean to impress?
No, we actually want to impress our parents and the neighbor kid that said that he slept with far more girls than we did.
As this renders your whole post senseless, since it based on false conclusion, I won't go into further details.
It's nice your parents and neighbours both use this forum so your posts and attempt at comedy aren't lost
Also, you'd be better off trying to impress the kids that actually slept with more girls than you did rather than the one kid who just said he did... (though this will increase your workload somewhat and diminish your time releasing these works of genious but I for one am willing to allow this accept this sacrifice).
(and don't comment on this with 'Thanks for you support Mum' it's too obvious)
