Put the wine on EBay .... Mwahahaahaaaa!

And use the proceeds to but something with a bit more 'kick'!


PS: But my #1 would have worked based on Ventilators original posting.
It says nothing about being un-dilutable...

Addition to #1: If ALLthe bottles are now poisonous,
put new labels on them and 'anonymously' gift them to the Evil Queen...