My two cents:
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>The Americans are preparing for war in the pacific.

This is news to me. What area of the world are we talking about exactly?

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>Australia just sold a shit ton of uranium to India.

lol, bad idea Australia.

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>Israel's going to fuck up Iran.

'bout time too!

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>The Eurozone is collapsing.

Certainly saw this coming.

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>The internet is being turned off.

Gnarly.

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>They're cracking down on protests in a country that has free speech written in the damn constitution.

Right. Because cracking down on violence, theft, trespass, defacement of public/private property, obscenity, and public disturbance totally undermines our constitution, of which I'm sure he has never read himself.

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>North Korea tripled their stockpiles of chemical and biological weaponry in the last year.

Yeah. They also "test fired" some bombs in South Korea just this year.

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>Reddit got 25 million pageviews daily last month.

Speaking in terms of the numbers alone, that's 1/12th of the population of the United States.

Eats commas for breakfast.

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