What? No jokes or similar and you will kneel in front of god until the end of time???
And in hell you burn until entirety; there will be weeping and jelling, which is annoying after a time...
Is there a third option?

I want a spaceship like in Startreck "the Enterprise" and travel around the universe to explore everything. Which means I would have to be immortal in order to do that.

Heaven is boring and insulting while hell seams to be quite painful and annoying ^^