Thanks, Slin.
Doesn't sound bad (although I still feel quite uncomfortable about this). There are just 2 more problems:
1. The time I can and want to spend on programming varys a lot. Also, results are crap if I'm not in the mood.
2. Everyone wants the fucking epic allrounder pipeline with the mysteriously magical make_look_awesome(); function. So if I have to program something, it's the whole damn package and that's just too much.