All,

It has been a while; here is another from http://cgi.tripod.com/mass_limerick/cgi-bin/limgame.pl?:

There once was a dancer named Jerry
Whose legs were quite crooked and hairy.
He danced the bolero,
Wearing a sombrero
But was never mistook as a fairy.

CBuilder

Total_Stupidity = (Ben_Roethlisberger + Motorcycle) - Helmet